Friday, October 9, 2015

Haunted Bewba is OPEN..

An awesome new spoooooky round of Bewbapalooza just opened up \o/ You'll find some awesome new goodies for all your mesh bits so be sure to swing by before it goes poof!

TP to the Haunted round of Bewbapalooza

Not only that but we've been very ambitious this month at Calista and we have not one but TWO sim hunts going on for the month of October. The Haunted Circus Hunt is a sim wide hunt, all items are 1$L and you can find all the info for that here. As an extra bonus it seems a mysterious mansion just popped up on a hill overlooking the venue.. it's most definitely haunted but we managed to slip in and hide a whole hell of a lot of goodies in there for you to find. I only hope you can make it out in one piece :O Click here for more info..

Happy early Halloween and Happy Hunting & Shopping Bitches!
Emms <3

Saturday, October 3, 2015

Como Estan Bitches!!!

Sooooo, long time no speak right? I swear I am so all over the place it's a miracle any of you are still paying me any attention :P Sorry.. tbh, I've always been a chaotic sort and am not the best multitasker plus my motivation has been slipping along with any creative juice I have left in my veins. Seriously, sometimes you just gotta take a step back and say 'ok, wtf is it that I want out of all of this and why am I driving myself insane over it'. I love creating in Second Life but with the event push it got to be too much and I came to my breaking point. There is a LOT of drama in the sl 'fashion' world and it can be very exhausting trying to play keep up. I just didn't want to do it anymore. I still don't and while I'm back full force I won't be playing the game anymore. I have a store because I enjoy messing around in PS and I LOVE texturing all of the amazing mesh the generous full perm creators make available for us. I've tried my hand at mesh, mostly because you're made to feel like less of a creator if you don't these days, and I'd still love to figure it out someday.. but it's really not my thing. I enjoy texturing, it's what I excell at and why should I force myself to do something that isn't really me just to fit in and get ahead. I'm good at what I do and I enjoy it and yanno what.. for me that's more than enough. I'm happy when I texture someone's awesome mesh and it works for me so fuck it, that's what I'm gonna keep doing. I'll also put out applier stuffs as well if it suits my mood and I hope to do more rp outfits and eyes. I love making eyes, they're a lot of fun. I guess what I'm blathering on about is that I came to SL because you could do whatever you wanted, things you could never do in reality. It's a place where you can be whoever or whatever tickles your fancy and in that world there is no place for conformity. I will not mold my store into what is 'pleasing' for the moment.. in the immortal words of Eric Cartman, "I DO WHAT I WANT.. it's my hot body and I do what I want!" Mmmhmm, damn right! :P

Now that I got the ranty shit out of the way lol, onto something a bit more happy happy... in my relative silence, I've been working on my new main store. It feels like I've been at it for ages but it's finally done and officially open for business as of this weekend!! \o/

The entire store is 50% off for this weekend only and thanks to how Caspervend does things that means event items too (good thing I gouge the fuck outta you guys price wise anyway so I'll still rake in the monies mwahaha :P) so this includes my Fashion Fair items. Also the way the vendors work you pay the full price and it refunds you half. If you have any issues please just let me know but in the past it's all worked pretty seamlessly :D

There are new group gifts plus a new in store only release with more to come as the weekend progresses. Be sure to swing by and have a gander at the new build, I hope everyone likes it as much as I do but if not you can suck it cause it's awesome! LOL jk.. mebbe <3

TP to the NEW [QE] Mainstore!

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Out With The Old & In With The New

So, it seems that I've gone and made too many awesome new things and now I got nowhere to put it all :O That tells me its time for a SALE!!! Time to ditch the old and bring in the new and you'll have one week to grab all the old shit before its gone. 

Starting tomorrow anything that is retiring forever will be 80% off and all the stuff I'm moving to MP only will be 60% off \o/ That is a HUUUUUGE savings so you won't want to miss out. This sale involves more than half the store so when I say hugemongous I mean HUGEMONGOUS!!!!

As if that wasn't enough, for the next three days the VIP Group is FREE to join!!! And, there are several new group only gifties out \o/ So, if you've ever wanted to join the group but didn't want to cough up the linden, now's your chance ;P

There, I just gave you two new reasons to head to [QE] this week.. you're welcome ;D

Happy Shopping Bitches!
Emms <3

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Happy 4/20!!!!

HAPPY EASTER 4/20 BITCHES!!!! I'm strapped for time today but I wanted to pop in and update you on a few new things I've released. I'm moving in RL so things are hectic but that should all settle down soon. Which means.. more frequents posts AND lots more goodies \o/ Ok, kick back, pack a bowl and nom on some chocolate eggs while I give you the skinny..


A brand new round opened on the 15th. That's right, once again it is time to Bodify dem ass n titties (and feets) people!! I whipped up some yummy lingerie. Have a look..

This has an awesome HUD that includes several layering options. Its not only hot and sexy but its super versatile and comes in 6 color choices. You know your man is gonna love this one ;p

Bodify runs from now through May 12th.. lotsa great stores in one really sweet new build. I know events are like AHHHHH! right now. Soooo maaaaany aaaawesome thiiiings. Its. Just. Too. Much. But seriously, you can't resist this shit any better than I can haha xDDDD So why not spend your lindens wisely and deck out dem ass n titties in fine style at Bodify ;ppp (did you see how I did that, mmmmhmm not too shabby eh ;pp)


This one is an ADULT THEMED gacha event. So, if you're prudish or faint of heart this one ain't for you ;P BUT for the rest of us closet ho's (and out in the open ho's lol) this is just what the Doctor ordered \o/ There are tons of awesome things to grab at this one and it has been packed to overflowing since it opened. Of course, you should be sure to take a gander at all the great stuffs but only after you hit up my machine first hahahaha xDD You will not believe what I have come up with this time, check this shit..

[QE] Ho-Bags come crammed full of naughty goodness. There are 4 different Common themes, each with a pastel or bold color version: Brainy Ho, Freaky Ho, Kinky Ho and Tasty Ho ;p As if that wasn't enough, there are 2 Rares: Crazy Bitch and the Pretty Princess. These turned out SUPER cute and I put an insane amount of time and work into them. I just really hope you all like em as much as I do. I mean, come on, every good naughty girl needs one of these right?

The event runs through May 3rd so you have plenty of time to get your butts in gear and hit the Alley. There are nearly 100 machines there. That's a looooootta gachaing lol. Shit, to be on the safe side, you better grab yo man's wallet cause you don't want to be limited when it comes to spending haha ;P

Otay folks, that's all she wrote for now. I'mma go do some more packing.. moving sucks -.-

Happy Shopping/Gachaing Bitches!!
Emms <3

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Its The Big Show Yo!

Yet another round of that fantabulous event we all love.. The Big Show.. opened yesterday. As usual I whipped up some awesome goodies for you. I'm not feeling very wordy or witty today so I'll just get right to the good stuff..

Tori Sets

These cute lounge sets come with tank, bottoms and socks along with HUDs for Phat/Cute Azz, Ghetto Booty and Slink feets.

Framed Belly Chains

I'm kinda proud of this idea.. its so hard to come up with 'orginal' stuff. Basically if you think of it, its already been done lol. Original thought is kind of a myth to a degree because we're all influenced by what we see and what the trends or fads are at the time. So, of course, a lot of designers make similar stuff because that is what is popular at the moment. While I've seen lotsa belly chains I haven't seen one with a picture frame on it so here ya go ;p These are un-rigged mesh with a lil picture frame and charms. Fully modifiable so you can resize it to fit you perfectly and then add whatever pic you'd like.

They come in 4 styles..




I had a lot of fun working on these but FUCK all those small parts.. dealing with such a tiiiiny scale is a real bitch XD

The April round of THE BIG SHOW opened yesterday and runs through the end of the month so you have plenty of time to grab all the amazing goodies to be found there. I recommend waiting a few days anyway.. can you say LAG CITY lolol ;p

That's it for now.. I'm off to do something productive.. maybe.. I hope XD

Happy Shopping Bitches!
Emms <3

Monday, March 31, 2014

New, Even More Gigantic, Mainstore!!

The title says it all. Got a new mainstore.. and its frackin GIGANTOR!! I even shrunk the bitch and it STILL takes up basically my whole parcel. And its a big ass parcel lol. I love it, but its a beast ;p And I gotta give props to the insanely talented Toxxic Rhiannyr. I'm in lust with her builds and they fit my style so well.. Toxx I <3 the fuck outta you ;D

Ok so the build is amazeballz and ginormous and it has lots of new stuffs. Check it..

Ain't it purty :DD



Oh yeah, I got moves. Whattaya think I did before I opened the store ;P
-the Bargain Basement is bigger AND its actually under another floor this time lol.. best part, everything there is 100$L or less

-more Lucky Chairs & Midnight Mania and I promise to actually change em out once in a while ;p

-Gacha area with new items coming soon!

-Chill Zone with.. wait for it.. A FUCKING BLANKET FORT!!! Cop a squat and have some chips.. I recommend the Snorlax, its very comfy ;P

-last but not least, what store would be complete without STRIPPER POLES!!! Yep, that's right, I said stripper poles. Two of em. Nothin beats shopping while workin those glutes on the pole.. its multitasking at it's finest ;D

And if all of that doesn't entice you I don't know what will. Oh wait, yes I do.. A SALE!!! That's right, what is a new store opening without a friggin sale ffs. Soooo, to further entice you to enter my new lair, I'll be offering up everything in the store (ok not everything, items on the NEW wall are excluded, sowwy) at 30% OFF for 3 days only. Stop by Wednesday April 2nd - Friday April 4th to grab lots of awesome goodies at a LOT lower price. I'm lazy and don't get around to doing a sale often so you don't want to miss this.. trust me ;p

So get your asses in gear and head on down to [QE].. seriously people, where else can you find good shopping, a blanket fort AND stripper poles all in one convenient (and well decorated might I say) location. Nowhere duh ;p

Happy Shopping Bitches!
Emms <3

Monday, March 10, 2014

Warning.. Pink Shit Ahead!?

This post contains an inordinate amount of pink shit.. I apologize, it has to happen once in a while XD While I normally lean toward the darker side of things, I do have the ability to make 'girly' stuff as well. So when I had a request to do 'girly' versions of my legstraps I dove right in. Get ready for the barbie puke LOL..

Love Hurts -Girly- Style

First up, a totally girly girl version of the Love Hurts Legstrap. 6 pastel leather colors and instead of a bloody option it comes with 3 candy coated blades: pink, purple or blue

Un-Rigged only with Resizer, No Mod

 Amore -Girly- Style

 And for the Amore Legstrap, chickified version, you get 6 pastel leathers and the option to change the hearts to pink, purple, blue or silver.

Rigged & Un-Rigged w/ Resizer, No Mod


Both of these can be found at the March round of The Big Show, going on now. They're 25% off for the duration of the event so grab em cheaper while you can. I also have ombre tees and elly may tops there for HALF OFF!!! If you haven't grabbed them before now is the time. Go on, scoot.


In keeping with the girly theme I decided to whip up some socks for the Luck of the Irish Gacha event, opening March 12th..

Cute spring colors/patterns, 5 common sets and 2 rares. Only 50 linden a play, each two pack comes with a convenient Azz/Slink HUD plus system sock layer so it works with and without the mesh bits \o/ 

The Luck of the Irish opens in 2 days and there are a TON of awesome stores there. Gacha goodness out the wahzoo I tell ya. Three tiers of it. And all in shocking shades of green and gold with sad emo clouds sprouting rainbows from their asses as they glare down at the shoppers who toss their lindens away with wanton abandon. It's pretty amazeballs LOL. Trust me.. you want to be there ;p

Otay, I'm off to smoke a bowl and make some very overdue VIP goodies. It really is a miracle they haven't stormed the gates with pitchforks O.O Oooh ooooh I'm also doing a store remod this week, but I shall post about that next time. Tis enough for now, toodles yo!

Happy Shopping Bitches!
Emms <3